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A filthy display of Passion

WTF IS THIS?

Middle Finger Genetics was born out of the frustration of working for the man, man !!
We are a seed bank, made up of kick-ass cannabis specialists from across Europe with YEARS of experience, and a desire to make a god-damned change – focusing on fucking QUALITY and fucking SUSTAINABILITY (the things that really matter).
Basically, we were all so fucked off with how things were handled by all these other tossers, that we decided to say ‘fuck you’ and do it ourselves.

The Founders 🙂

- WTF ARE WE?

Today’s Cannabis world is bigger than it ever was. In fact, it’s now one of the fastest growing industries in a world that is constantly changing. Like any growing industry, the Elon Musks and Jeff Bezos’ of the world (fuck them by the way) can be easily distracted, driving prices up and quality down. We went from the Green Revolution to the Green Rush and now phrases like ‘good enough’ and ‘not bad’ are the fucking norm.

We say fuck that!

We want to bring the focus back to the things that really fucking matter, end this god-forsaken plague of the stagnant seed market and show respect to the fucking botanical artistry that is genetic breeding (here’s to the breeders!!).

We know we aren’t going to change the industry over night, but we are absolutely fucking dedicated to developing and releasing brand new (and bloody delicious) cannabis strains for you beautiful people to enjoy.

Our main goal is to raise the (fucking squalid) quality standards of the market, and fuck the status quo while doing so.   We can now safely (and f*cking proudly) claim to have a mouthwatering and growing collection of original and rare genetic strains from all over the world (woweee). As a business, we hope to invest more in research and development of not just creative new strains but also of medical cannabis. We work to promote the legalisation of cannabis in a conscious, healthy and equal way for everybody.  More and more farmers and breeders can now operate legally and have access to tools and resources that they could only dream of before, but we still have a long way to go. Being able to work in a safe and legal environment gives growers, breeders and sellers security, as well as the recognition they deserve on a wider scale.

It’s not peace on earth but it’s fucking something, ok

The Collection

These beauties are the result of a long, hard process of careful selection. Each of the parent strains used to create our hybrids and varieties has been fucking anxiously and mindfully sourced among the best specimen of its family. We are so obsessed with getting you the best of the best that research for this collection has taken us around the world! So be fucking grateful.

The Breeders  ❤️

WTF WE WORK WITH?

CRUSKO BROTHERS

Named after the delicious ‘crusco’ red chilli pepper, these two are some of the happiest and sunniest fuckers in the biz. In their career, they have done quite a lot of things, and have worked with some of the biggest names in the industry. They work with small batches, so sorry if your fave isn’t available all the time, but that’s just how it goes when you put quality over fucking quantity alright?

International Farm Cut

A fucking avid supporter of organic culture and sustainable growing, he’s like the fucking Greta Thunberg of growers, but without the creepy stare and weird pigtails. A trained carpenter and construction worker from Italy, currently based in Barcelona with his down-to-his-arse-dreads, this guy is a micro breeder that is no stranger to hard graft.

WHERE TO FIND OUR SEEDS?

Currently our seeds are only available through Grower Brothers Growshop in Barcelona.

For any enquiry about shipping and prices, kindly (it’s a must) get in touch with them.

CONTACT US

Sorry we have no phone but most human beings are riddled with anxiety about speaking to strangers anyway, so you can just email like everyone else.

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