THE MOST VULGAR CANNABIS PROJECT.
MAYBE. MAYBE NOT.
Middle Finger Genetics was born out of the frustration of working for the man, man !!
We are a seed bank, made up of kick-ass cannabis specialists from across Europe with YEARS of experience, and a desire to make a god-damned change – focusing on fucking QUALITY and fucking SUSTAINABILITY (the things that really matter).
Basically, we were all so fucked off with how things were handled by all these other tossers, that we decided to say ‘fuck you’ and do it ourselves.
WHY TF THE MIDDLE FINGER?
Today’s Cannabis world is bigger than it ever was. In fact, it’s now one of the fastest growing industries in a world that is constantly changing. Like any growing industry, the Elon Musks and Jeff Bezos’ of the world (fuck them by the way) can be easily distracted, driving prices up and quality down. We went from the Green Revolution to the Green Rush and now phrases like ‘good enough’ and ‘not bad’ are the fucking norm.
We say fuck that !
WHAT TF DO WE DO
We want to bring the focus back to the things that really fucking matter, end this god-forsaken plague of the stagnant seed market and show respect to the fucking botanical artistry that is genetic breeding (here’s to the breeders!!).
We know we aren’t going to change the industry over night, but we are absolutely fucking dedicated to developing and releasing brand new (and bloody delicious) cannabis strains for you beautiful people to enjoy. Either in feminised or regular seed form, we are collaborating with some of the best breeders around to create both original strains and our personal take on some classics.
A NOTE TO END ON
We admit, we are in the very beginnings of MFG, but as our collective grows we hope to dedicate more time and resources to things we really care about (right on !!)
As a business, we hope to invest more in research and development of not just creative new strains but also of medical cannabis.
We will work to promote the legalisation of cannabis in a conscious, healthy and equal way for everybody. More and more farmers and breeders can now operate legally and have access to tools and resources that they could only dream of before, but we still have a long way to go. Being able to work in a safe and legal environment gives growers, breeders and sellers security, as well as the recognition they deserve on a wider scale.
IT’S NOT PEACE ON EARTH, BUT IT’S FUCKING SOMETHING, OK.
… We have no phone but most human beings are riddled with anxiety (about speaking to strangers anyway), so you can just email like everyone fucking else.